Friday, April 8, 2011

Screw em all



Ok the trains sucked last night. Thry ran all night long and blasted their horns for a seemingly long time. Bastards.

Shut the goverment down. Please just go away you useless fools. Our Republican President had best stand his ground this time and get what us Democrats want. I wish someone would step forward and run against him if only to hold his feet to the fire and force him to explain how shitty he has been and why he is really a Republican.

Actually next it should be: Nobody for President.

Ken and I are running  for the FU Party. It will be the "Angry American" platform. No wars, lower taxes for individual Americans, higher corporate taxes. Close the corporate loopholes for taxes. We will restore the worlds faith in America through our "Social Action Army" where we will go around the world helping farmers and getting water where they have little. Helping people out of poverty and getting them into better housing. In America we will work to eliminate the poor and stop blaming teachers for education problems. We will pay teachers well and STOP CUTTING THE EDUCATION BUDGET. Simplify all taxes.

Ken and I can then get our heads on a Pez dispenser like Will and Kate.

The revolution is coming.

Painting the cieling in the dining room tonight, in my little "White House".

I say Donald Trump is a douche bag. Obama may not be American, but Mitch McConnell is a fucking alien if we use the same logic.

Screw it, its Friday. Let the freak flag fly.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

You may get used to the train rumble, but I don't know about the horns.

Yep; shut the government down; the people built it once before and we can do it again.

I favor a flat-rate income tax on all individuals and a higher one on corporate profits. FU power to the people!

Mark said...

The horns are really really loud. At 2 in the morning they suck.

The time is near for the revolution.