Thursday, February 2, 2012
Ring Ring
So today while on the way back from lunch, spinach ravioli, I get a phone call from someone whose name has been changed to protect the innocent. They were supposedly from my bank where I have my mortgage and a couple other things
Hello may I speak to Mark.
This is Mark.
Hi this is Dumbass from Regions bank.
Hi Dumbass.
I am calling you today with some information, but first I need to verify you are Mark. I need you to give me.....
You want what Dumbass.
I need information to verify you are Mark.
Excuse me but you called me, correct.
Yes.
And you want me to verify I am Mark by giving you information.
Since you called me I am not giving you any information.
Since You called Me you can just give me the information you called me about.
I can not do that with verifying you are Mark.
Well I am Mark and I am not giving you any info on the phone since You called me.
Umm ok.
Bye dumbass, have a nice day.
Umm ok.
Really I get an unsolicited phone call from whoever and I am going to give them ANY information so they know who they are talking with. F that. My world does not work that way. If you call me you better know who you are calling.
Friday is here. Woo HOO
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3 comments:
ha. love it. have you gotten Spanish-speaking solicitors yet? Wait, its coming. the banks suck. I'm finding the cell phone company is starting to behave like the cable company and I don't like it. finally friday is right.
Nigerian scammers are now using phones to get info.
If I call you I may ask who you are; we geezers have trouble remembering things from minute to minute.
No Spanish callers yet. That would be fine as I can understand them much better than the callers from India.
Cell companies are cable companies in that they provide products with no customer service.
Hell Ken, I must be a geezer or maybe something from my younger days is affecting my memory.
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