Clueless

Man am I clueless. As some of you know a friend of mine purchased fadingamerica.com as a Christmas gift for me. I have it transferred to me now and now I have to figure out how this whole thing works. I have not a clue to what I am doing. When I read the instructions on what I am to do, or think I am to do, I have no clue as to what they are talking about. I am about as clueless as anybody when it comes to this. By the time I figure it out I will be 90 years old.